Snooki tries to rap with 'Yung Mommy'

Snooki (YouTube)
Snooki (YouTube)

Fading reality TV personality Snooki has released her first music video. Well, it's definitely a video.

'Yung Mommy', uploaded to YouTube on Thursday, begins with the Jersey Shore star telling listeners they're "not ready for this one", before telling "bitches" to get ready.

After shouting "Lego! Drop it low," the Chilean-American mother-of-two launches into a cheesy, Auto-Tuned... rap?

The first verse is all about leaving her hard-partying days in the past. She's a "mommy with attitude" now, "spending my cheques on baby food".

Snooki's two kids are roped in, daughter Giovanni looking terrified as her brother Lorenzo rocks her back and forth on a kids' Harley-Davidson motorcycle.

The clip is half-over before the beat drops, and Auto-Tune struggles to keep her bird-like squawking in key.

The chorus is punctuated with chants of "stretchmarks!" and "saggy nipples!"

"Don't take it too seriously - it's just meant to be fun and funny," Snooki writes in the video's synopsis.

At the time of writing, 'Yung Mommy' has 413,000 views.

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