Season 3 of The Bachelor premiered on Sunday night, and while many might have been quick to criticise the leading male, Zac Franich; he was definitely the best choice.
Jono Pryor and Ben Boyce posted a video to Facebook of the "leaked auditions", showing that some famous faces didn't quite make the cut.
Those creeping in include comedian Guy Williams, who wants to take part so women are "forced to interact with me in a binding television contract".
Former Bachelor Art Green was ready for round 2, supported by his partner Matilda Rice, whom he met on the show.
And even Max Key wanted a go, proposing a new initiative; give the girls bandanas not roses, and instead of the prize of affection, the series winner can star in his next music video.
Watch the video to see who else put in a Bachelor bid.