He says the impoverished African nation was being confused with Switzerland.
"We know the address of sex, we know where sex is," President Yoweri Museveni said.
Scientists are split on what caused the fissure, but agree the continent is breaking apart.
When the cheetah snuck up on him he froze and waited for it to leave in complete silence.
One ingredient in cellphone batteries is being mined by exploited African kids.
The monkey had been killed as part of an African hunting trip.
Simba and Saeed have been rehoused in their African 'forever home'.
The new year TV extravaganza also featured a black actor wearing a monkey suit.
He has been given 48 hours to resign.
Only parts of his body were discovered, near a gun and ammunition.
Zuma, in power since 2009 and beset by corruption allegations, has held exit discussions.
The miners have no electricity, and only one person can be rescued at a time.
But she stopped short of calling the US President a racist.
Ex-Mexican President Vicente Fox told Trump on Twitter his "mouth is the foulest s**thole in the world".
Girls may no longer cross the Ofin river, while menstruating - or on Tuesdays.
The White House isn't denying reports he called Haiti and African nations 's**thole countries'.
Magical images have emerged of the world's hottest desert blanketed in snow.