Jono and Ben's 7 reasons Thursdays are the best

  • 22/02/2017

Thursday is the new Friday, according to funnymen Jono and Ben, who make their return to the small screen this week.

Jono and Ben has long been Friday night viewing for fans, but from tomorrow on, they're coming a day early.

"Our motto is the weekend starts early, so we're moving our TV show to Thursdays," the pair say in a statement.

Concerned that some viewers will be too attached to Friday, Jono and Ben come up with seven compelling arguments to bring them around.

Jono and Ben's seven reasons Thursdays are the best:

  1. If you hate Mondays, think Tuesdays are the worst, don't have any time for Wednesdays and think Fridays are overrated, then Thursday is the weekday for you!
  2. Because it's as fun as Friday but you don't have the obligation to thank God
  3. Thursdays are half-price meals from the carvery at the Matamata Lawn Bowls Club
  4. Thursdays are the start to the weekend if you don't work Fridays
  5. Thursdays are just like Saturdays ... if you are a uni student
  6. It's bin night for certain suburbs - and for the rest of the suburbs, take a load off, it's not bin night
  7. Because 'Thursday' rhymes with 'birthday' and who doesn't love birthdays?

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Jono and Ben can be viewed on Three on Thursday night at 7:30pm.

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