Hilarious but bad sexting fails from around the globe

  • 02/03/2018
The worst sexting fails have been compiled by Bored Panda.
The worst sexting fails have been compiled by Bored Panda. Photo credit: Bored Panda

Most people will have fallen victim to the odd cheesy pick up line, all in the name of striking the right note with a new love interest.

However sometimes these lines can go terribly wrong and deserve a savage comeback. 

Bored Panda has compiled some of what they believe are the worst sexting fails from around the world, which could be used as a handy step-by-step guide on what not to say to someone.

One man, Scott, asked "my last gf made me wear a diaper so whenever I went anywhere, this was so other girls wouldn't hit on me, hope you ain't like this?" 

"Scott, that's about the most f**ked up thing I've heard in a while," was his reply. 

Taylor asked a woman, “sex?” she replied “Female, you?”

Hilarious but bad sexting fails from around the globe
Photo credit: Bored Panda

Another person was asked what their favourite position was, they said it was CEO. 

Alex must have thought “if your right leg was dinner and your left leg was lunch, I couldn’t resist snacking between meals” was an acceptable pickup line. 

The reply “ I don’t have a left leg” awkwardly shut that conversation down very quickly. 

The old classic, "there's a party in my pants, and you're invited" was used which was wittily met with "Sorry, but I don't attend small charity functions, I prefer big balls".

Hilarious but bad sexting fails from around the globe
Photo credit: Bored Panda
Hilarious but bad sexting fails from around the globe
Photo credit: Bored Panda
Hilarious but bad sexting fails from around the globe
Photo credit: Bored Panda

While another wannabe Romeo asked for a BJ to which the person replied if he meant a broken jaw. 

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