Review: Sea of Thieves is comically empty

Sea of Thieves review.
Photo credit: Microsoft Studios

Sea of Thieves isn't a complete game.

Much of what's present in it is enchanting, but the game's repetition will claim more would-be seafarers than the kraken.


  • Sailing around is simply incredible
  • Ship combat is ferocious and frantic
  • Tutorials are neither present nor missed
  • Splendid for the eyes and ears


  • The world is largely empty
  • Cutlass combat feels off
  • Witless computer characters
  • A ton of repetition
  • Not enough variety in quests, enemies or anything, really

Throughout the development of Sea of Thieves, developer Rare was oddly tight-lipped about the aim of its open world sail-'em-up. This was apparently to preserve the game's mystery - to let players figure things out for themselves.

With the game now having left the dock, the reason for Rare's reticence is as clear as calm water; we weren't explicitly told what we'd be doing in Sea of Thieves because the answer is "not much".

Playing it largely means completing the same three quests a flabbergasting number of times. You'll either be finding and returning buried treasure, killing a skeleton captain and cashing in his skull, or trapping and returning animals.

Completing quests earns you a little gold to spend on cosmetic upgrades for your pirate, ship, and equipment, and crossing off five of any quest type allows you to buy your way to slightly more involved versions of the same activity.

These things don't feel like enough of a reward, because I rarely saw another player and thought "where did they get that outfit?".

Grinding out these quests is what you'll likely spend the majority of your time doing in Sea of Thieves, but no quest is particularly compelling the third time out, let alone the fifth, tenth, or - heaven forbid - fiftieth. At least finding and digging up buried treasure is thrilling the first few times, but the same cannot be said for the other two mission types.

The sandbox aspect of Sea of Thieves is just too limited across the board. Sure, rain eventually pools in your ship's hold, you need to feed captured animals or they die of starvation, and seemingly pointless things like getting drunk and throwing up actually have an edge-case use outside of entertaining your shipmates.

Playing music with friends is a good time, and it's cool that you can switch off your ship's lanterns at night to go full stealth mode.

But this is a game where bananas and wooden planks - used to replenish health and repair your ship respectively - are found not on the game's many trees, but in supply barrels that for some reason sit on nearly every island.

At least there is little hand-holding. There is no tutorial to speak of, and beyond loading screen tips, you have to figure out all the game's systems by yourself. Fortunately, Rare has done an exemplary job making everything extremely welcoming and intuitive.

However, Sea of Thieves lacks weight. Players and skeletons often appear to pass through one another, or skate in a frictionless manner around the environment. You'd think that a blunderbuss would feel devastating against sentient assemblies of bones, but it feels as effective as throwing sand through their eyeholes.

There are also occasional small delays between swiping your cutlass and your target reacting, which makes doing so feel laggy and unsatisfying. Only the cutlass's charge attack and the sniper rifle feel like they have any impact at all, so you're much better off kiting enemies towards your ship and unleashing hell with its cannons, which feel properly powerful and are always a delight to use.

In fact, everything ship-related in Sea of Thieves feels amazing. The way your galleon rolls over the game's picturesque waves, combined with the sounds of creaking boards, the wind billowing your sails, and your idiot crew playing a shanty all elevate world traversal to the realm of the magical.

Sea of Thieves review.
Photo credit: Microsoft Studios

Getting around the ocean can be a quiet and meditative experience or a tense and desperate one, and the mood shifts as night falls or you head into storm clouds are expertly executed.

This is a game that delivers some serious atmosphere out there on the waves.

Another thing that stands out in Sea of Thieves is its ship-based multiplayer combat. Rare's shared world technology keeps encounters with other player ships rare enough that they always feel exciting, but common enough that carrying any amount of treasure back to an outpost is always nerve-wracking.

Spotting a sail on the horizon is always an event that elicits excitement from your crew, and the game's slow pursuits and evasions, and ferocious and chaotic skirmishes are absolutely gripping.

Cannonballs punch large holes in decks and hulls, splintering wood and sending players to the grave. Gunpowder barrels are secreted away and detonated. Players attempt to board and fall in shark-infested waters. Vessels collide and send sailors scampering to repair the damage before they sink and bequeath their ill-gotten gains to the ocean floor.

Success comes only through vigilance and teamwork. This is also why playing solo isn't likely to ever offer much entertainment: the game's best moments are found in the interactions and mishaps you have as a crew.

One crew I rolled with did little but spectacularly shipwreck in front of other players, but we had a great time.

Another ruthlessly sought out ships to sink, and even tried sailing an enemy ship full of treasure back to an outpost while its crew continually respawned and were killed on its decks.

Plenty of individual moments of carelessness and stupidity stick out. In these moments, it is easy to see the game Sea of Thieves could be - the sandbox spectacle it likely will be a year from now after a few hefty updates.

But right now, there simply is just not enough here, both content and reward-wise. What's needed is more variety in quests, enemies, and ships; more mysteries; more items; more (and more interesting) computer characters.

Sea of Thieves review.
Photo credit: Microsoft Studios

There needs to be better reasons to explore for the sake of it, and stronger incentives to not grief others. Sinking other players is electrifying, but there needs to be more to do than that.

Playing with friends is great, but it always is. Playing alone is boring, and despite Rare's best efforts, playing with strangers is a mess.

The potential here is ocean-sized, Rare just needs to chart out a clear course from here and take the helm before the game's many current players abandon ship.

I'd recommend checking it out on Xbox Games Pass for a month, or holding out and hope that it is filled out in time.

Matt Maguire is the editor of Gameplanet - this article first appeared on