Miley Cyrus' sister Noah Cyrus has tearfully livestreamed her reaction to being dumped by rapper Lil Xan, in what appears to be the most 2018 break-up ever.
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Lil Xan, real name Diego Leanos, kicked the drama off in a now-deleted Instagram story lamenting how he's been "used" and "hurt" by Cyrus.
"I feel like I'm probably being cheated on," he said.
In what was presumably a moment of anguished inspiration, Leanos also posted a dramatic black-and-white clip to demonstrate his pain. The video shows him urinating on his platinum song - aptly named 'Betrayed' - and artfully positioned in a bath tub.
Cue Cyrus, coming in hot with an emotional Instagram livestream - which, as we all know, is the most logical way to settle any relationship issue.
"I never did anything that I'm getting accused of," Cyrus said in the tearful video.
"Never let a man make you feel like less of yourself, or like you're the problem."
And just when you thought things couldn't get any more messy, it turns out this whole thing started over a meme of singer Charlie Puths' head on a porn star's body.
"I'm heartbroken and confused," Noah wrote on a screenshot of a text message.
"This is the meme I sent Diego that made him think I'm cheating on him."
But wait just one millennial minute, because Leanos hit back, claiming it's "hilarious" she thinks the meme was to blame - in fact, it was her being "all over some other dude".
After the 'Xanarchy' rapper posted a photo of Cyrus with her arm around the aforementioned "dude", she unleashed a slew of accusations of her own.
Alongside circling photographic evidence of a hickey on her ex-boyfriends' neck, Cyrus claimed he had accused her of cheating to deflect from his own infidelities.
"If this was your way of breaking up with me and breaking my heart along with it, you've succeeded," she wrote on Instagram.
Oh, did I mention that he also told everyone the entire relationship was fake, set up by Columbia Records, and only "added to his workload"? Yeah, that happened too.
Phew. Now all that's left to do is wait and see which of the pair gets the first face tattoo to commemorate this latest chapter in their lives.