As we're all acutely aware, however, nothing in life means one iota if you can't share it on social media in the pursuit of the kind of validation only Instagram likes can bring.
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Two weeks into the season, the stars' full dancing potential remains to be seen, but their social media accounts are ripe for the stalking.
Judges Julz Tocker and Rachel White were happy to lend their keen eyes to the fruits of the deep-dive, which revealed a surprising number of dancing videos from a bunch of people famous for almost everything, apart from dancing.
Check out the video above for all the brutal critiques.