Adele says her new break-up record will be a spiteful drum and bass album

Adele has teased new, very different music in trademark tongue-in-cheek fashion following her divorce from husband Simon Konecki.

Proving celebrities really are just like us, Adele celebrated her post-break-up birthday with a series of extremely glam Instagram photos, all with a notable 'IDGAF' vibe.

This, as we all know, is the only sensible way to combat any form of heartbreak.

Resplendent in a shiny get-up and with more poses than an aspiring influencer at Coachella, Adele admitted that the previous year of her life had "tried her so hard".

"I'm owning it and trying my hardest to lean in to it all," she wrote.

"No matter how long we're here for, life is constant and complicated at times.

"I've changed drastically in the last couple years and I'm still changing and that's okay. 31 is going to be a big ol' year and I'm going to spend it all on myself."

While she'd be fully within her rights to burrito herself in a duvet fort and sob into a family-sized block of Whittaker's for the next month, the Grammy-winner has other plans.

"For the first time in a decade I'm ready to feel the world around me and look up for once."

Not content with bossing her way through a public break-up, Adele also offered some advice for anyone who's exhausted their Spotify play count of 'Someone Like You'.

"Be kind to yourself people, we're only human, go slow, put your phone down and laugh out loud at every opportunity," she added.

As for that next hit of sweet, sad break-up music everyone's jonesing for? It'll have to wait.

"Bunch of f**king savages," she concluded.

"30 will be a drum n bass record to spite you."


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