Hollywood power couple Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher have shot down magazine rumours of divorce in a sarcastic Instagram video.
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The That 70's Show stars filmed the tabloid take-down together in their car, with Kunis reading headlines from the cover of In Touch Weekly on her phone.
"Babe what's happening? What's going on?" Kutcher asked his wife, and mother of the couple's two children, Wyatt and Dmitri.
"It's over between us," Kunis replied, pointing to the magazine cover.
"It's over between us? Oh my God, what are we going to do?" asked Kutcher.
"I felt suffocated," Kunis added referencing In Touch Weekly's story.
"You felt suffocated by me? Oh, I was just so overbearing, wasn't I?" Kutcher responded.
The pair also joked about the assertion that Kunis had taken full custody of the children, and that Kutcher had been hiding a "dark secret" which had since been exposed.
"You took the kids? I don't get the kids anymore?" Kutcher said.
"Oh my Gosh, what was the dark secret? Must have been really dark."
In the video's caption, the Dude, Where's My Car? star addressed In Touch, telling them: Have fun selling magazines this week".
"Maybe next week my wife will be having twins. For the third time. But who's counting,"