Lindsay Lohan is offering quotes from her hit film Mean Girls, birthday messages or even business advice in exchange for cash.
The troubled actor has signed up with the website Cameo, which offers users shout out videos from a host of different celebrities.
For US$400 (NZ$662 at the time of publishing), Lohan will send you a short video congratulating you on your wedding anniversary, calling you "fetch" or even wishing you a "happy pie day", as per one of the recent videos on her profile.
Lohan's blurb on Cameo says the "international actress, model and recording artist" will only be on the platform for a "limited time".
The Freaky Friday star has already recieved three five star reviews from happy customers.
"My life is COMPLETE. God bless you Lindsay. I love you soo much," one response read.
The 33-year-old businesswoman's entrepreneurial pursuits include owning her own beach club in Mykonos, Greece, which then became the subject of a reality show for MTV.