"Because when life gives you lemons, you cover your arse in purple paint and press it against fate’s cruel canvas. "
He appears to touch a corpse, get shot at and talk to a murderer in the video.
This might be the most wholesome thing you'll see on Instagram all week
The Duchess is reflecting on what she's given up for royalty.
"I thought that I had it bad, but she was bullied so much worse!"
Tau Henare says Alan Duff is a 'n****r' who needs 'a clip around the ears'.
The flappable US politician has been duped again. She's not taking it well.
The former rugby star leaves little to the imagination in his first promo images.
She says one kissed her 21-year-old friend, another's started an 'Anti-Tracey' club.
Footage has resurfaced of Jimmy Kimmel dragging Andy Dick off his set.
On The AM Show, she still couldn't quite believe it.
A dozen hopefuls went into the competition and the Newshub presenter came out on top.
A step-by-step breakdown of exactly what happened in the dramatic grand finale.
His freestyle dance to David Bowie won over the judges.
The broadcaster will be leaving his Checkpoint studio to spend more time in the field.
Ahead of the grand finale, we're comparing the stars 'befores' with their 'afters'.
"The winner may receive personal twerking lessons."