A tiny fruit fly has the bizarre distinction of possessing the longest sperm of any animal - 20 times the length of its own body and 1000 times that of human sperm.
Not longer in proportion to its body size, just longer. Period.
It is a freakish extreme, but as a general rule, scientists have long known that the smallest animals have the biggest sperm, and vice versa.
Researchers said not only sperm length, but also numbers, are determined by an animal's size.
A mouse ejaculation contains about 9.5 million sperm – each about 124 micrometres long – and that of an elephant (56 micrometres) over 200 billion sperm, they said.
In small animals, larger sperm seem to have an evolutionary advantage, while in big animals it is smaller sperm in higher numbers which prevail.
The findings were published yesterday in the journal Proceedings of the Royal Society B.
Sperm comes in all sorts of shapes and sizes.
Generally they range in length from about 30 micrometres (0.03 millimetres), as in some whales, to about 350 micrometres for the honey possum, a marsupial the size of your thumb.
The tightly-coiled sperm of the fruit fly Drosophila bifurca is an incredible 5.8 centimetres long.
The team speculated that the trade-off between sperm size and numbers might have something to do with the size of female plumbing.
"Since elephants are bigger than mice, it seems that their sperm have a higher risk of being diluted or lost in the bigger female reproductive tract," study co-author Stefan Luepold of the University of Zurich said.
"In other words, sperm number becomes far more important than sperm size."
By contrast, sperm dilution was less of an issue in small species, which created conditions where the benefit of longer – and faster-swimming – sperm could come into play.