I don't know about your family, but in my house, it really doesn't feel like Christmas until the slab of vagina-shaped fudge comes out.
Luckily, anyone can enjoy an extra festive and delicious treat, thanks to novelty fudge suppliers Fudgeina.
The UK-based fudge suppliers specialise in the genital shaped, sugary treats. According to the company's website, its high-quality fudge is often used for stag and hen parties, or just to let that special person know you're thinking of them.
The festive Fudgeina is Christmas-pudding flavoured, which you can personalise by adding a "vajazzling set".
"Made with luscious dark vegan chocolate and juicy plum flavouring, this one is sure to get granny going back for seconds," reads the website.
"Finished with an edible snow glaze and a holly vajazzle, it literally can't get any more Christmassy!"
Fudgeina ships worldwide, but can take up to 14 working days to arrive - so if this is for Secret Santa, you'd better get in quick. For your UK-based friends, there's free shipping all over the country.
If you're not a fan of Christmas pudding, the company also offers strawberry, vanilla or chocolate options.
So if you have friends or family who would just love to chow down on a novelty vulva this December, now you know exactly what to put on your shopping list.