New Zealand is getting roasted on Reddit

  • 24/04/2017

A Reddit thread called "How bad can you roast New Zealand?" is attracting hundreds of posts and thousands of upvotes.

While many of them are insults that we've all heard before, there are some gems in the mix and it's hard to argue with some of the points.

Inevitably, some of them go too far and could not be included in this article.  

Here are some of the notable mentions:

"Your air force's symbol is a kiwi. They're flightless."

"Do you know why they call it land of the long white cloud? Even God covers up his mistakes."

"New Zealand is only 42% pure now because people f**king suck."

"That country is so uninteresting you had to get Peter Jackson to make ads for you."

"Stop putting ketchup and mayo on f**king everything. I know your cuisine sucks, but you aren't helping yourself here."

"Fyi, there are cheeses other than 500 varieties of cheddar."

"Your national football team is shit."

"You are the shitty Australia but with an unoriginal name."

"The only good thing about New Zealand is that no one can even afford to live there."

"You may be pretty but your internet is slower than a quadriplegic tortoise."

"The only country whose tough criminal underbelly includes grandmothers who grow avocados."

"Isn't that just part of Australia?"

"Oh my god, I love middle earth so much. It looks absolutely beautiful in the movies and I would absolutely love to live there.......... New Zealand, where the f**k is that?"

"Japan shaped, Union Jack stealing, sheep f**king, Kiwi loving, Steven Adams sucking, redneck raving, map missing, Australia wannabe."

"I prefer Old Zealand."