If that doesn't quite sell it enough, the user added: "They've kept us company for long enough, now it's your turn.
"I often wake up in the night with them snuggling me, which is weird, because I always lock them in the cupboard before I go to bed."
Some of the dolls pictured have gouged out eyes, missing limbs, or mismatched heads and bodies.
It isn't clear what anybody in their right mind would use a collection like this for - except possibly for pulling an awful prank on a friend.
The listing has a $4 reserve, which it has met already with seven bids so far.