Tinder Swipes Left on Vanity Fair

Tinder is very angry.
Tinder is very angry.

Tinder has no chill.

The dating app is iridescently angry over a Vanity Fair article implying people are using its service to engage in casual sex.

It has spent the afternoon sending a series of weird unsolicited messages, much like a creep on Tinder.

In its epic tweet series, Tinder vigorously defends its unimpeachable reputation, espouses its vision for humanity, and racks up a word count to rival that of the original feature article.

This is its monologue in chronological order.

The article's author, Nancy Jo Sales, has responded.

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