The emergency involved an Air New Zealand flight to Sydney.
The airline may be Air NZ, but the drinks are virgin.
The aircraft had 38 people onboard.
He says speed and profit are being chosen over safety.
Passengers can expect extensive delays.
"I'm not goth... I wasn't wearing a shirt that had a goat being beheaded on it."
There were 71 people on-board.
She didn't quite end up in first class.
Anyone with non-urgent travel is being asked to reschedule.