The statue of his predecessor and nemesis Barack Obama remains in place, beaming and besuited.
The 2020 prize was awarded instead to the UN World Food Programme.
He changed his residency from New York to Florida a year ago.
But Twitter says it's seen no evidence of that.
The Babylon Bee's tagline on Twitter says it publishes "fake news you can trust".
The ad uses older remarks from Fauci in a way that suggests he was praising the president.
The president reportedly raised his bizarre plan several times during phone calls from hospital.
His physician said there's no longer evidence "of actively replicating virus".
The reason for his trip last year remains unknown.