"I think this makes for perfect lighthearted memorabilia of these times!"
"Take young eyes into consideration. They don't need to see pornography."
The worst cold snap in Brazil since 1994 caused the price of green coffee beans to skyrocket.
It offers awesome reassurance and convenience, but it does cost a small fortune.
Only seven products tested by Consumer NZ came out with "good" or "excellent" ratings.
"They need entry-level porn! A soft core site."
"I'm not racist, sexist or ageist."
A review of the programme for under-fives also found it was falling short for disabled and high-needs children, and whānau.
In case you feel like crying on a Monday morning.