"West advocates for artists’ rights with one hand, yet has no shame in taking away rights from another artist with the other."
The singer-songwriter, who turned 80 a week ago, was the oldest ever solo headliner.
"Your bodies were destined to be controlled and objectified since before you were born."
She made history by becoming the youngest ever solo performer on Glastonbury's Pyramid stage on Friday night.
"Whoever is responsible for the music at Chaffers deserves a 400 percent raise."
Bush now holds the record for the longest-ever gap between No. 1 singles in Official Chart history.
Queen B is back.
"The problem with K-pop and the whole idol system is they don't give you time to mature."
While the punchlines may be gone, there's still plenty to smile about.