A fellow traveller who witnessed the man's breakdown described him as "totally inconsolable".
"Him acting like a horny teenager all the time is actually giving me the ick."
The study analysed changes in people's sense of control after separation, divorce and death.
"I became addicted to it, heavily reliant on it."
The woman has a prerequisite for any potential partners - but it has proved controversial.
"If things go badly as a teenager, they can actually have a long-term impact on you."
The bride has been branded an "entitled twit" for the move.
It's a very sticky situation - but is it real?
"I didn't need to say a word. The white lace gown spoke for itself."