Emergency services in Bristol have had to rescue a woman trapped between two windows while attempting to dispose of an unflushable poo.
The amateur gymnast was trying to throw the faeces into the garden when it became trapped between two windows which became jammed.
The gymnast was on a first date with sociology student Liam Smith, who told the Bristol Post that his date returned from the bathroom with a "panicked" look in her eyes.
"'I went for a poo in your toilet', she told me 'and it would not flush. I don't know why I did this, but I panicked'."
He said his date reached into the toilet bowl, wrapped the poo in tissue paper, and threw it out of the window.
Unfortunately the poo became trapped in a "Twilight Zone" between the inner and outer windows.
While Mr Smith was searching for a hammer to smash the window, his date became trapped attempting to retrieve the faeces herself.
Mr Smith also told the Bristol Post that despite his date's awkward ending, he did see the woman again.
Mr Smith has created a GoFundMe page to replace his windows.