Police have probably never been so pleased to come across a nude woman.
Bobbies in the English town of Stanley, near Durham, were investigating a swingers' party after a neighbour reported seeing a child enter the venue, local news site Chronicle Live reports, based on documents it recently obtained under the UK's Freedom of Information Act.
"Police were called following concerns a child had entered a hotel named ClubF on High Street, Stanley," a police spokesman told Chronicle Live.
"Officers spoke to the staff at the hotel who confirmed the female was one of their customers who was an adult woman."
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Her height wasn't recorded, except that she was of a "shorter stature" and old enough to take part in the activities going on inside.
The incident happened in 2015. Since then, there have been nearly 20 complaints about the venue - seven of them regarding a group of teenagers "kicking doors" and trying to get in last October.
They were reportedly never caught.