It was sarcasm, it was joking, we were all smiling. A question like that is just fake news."
The Rolling Stones' newest member lives on a different planet.
It's alleged she hacked her wife's bank account while on the International Space Station.
A video of Charlie Durham leading police on a low-speed chase has gone viral.
It turns out some people are just born with the right genes.
"Hope pop hasn't escaped."
"We thought it was absolutely hilarious."
On diagnosis, the patient walked out of the hospital and never came back.
E.T. might give itslef away by giving its planet a fluorescent glow, scientists say.
"The President... knows a thing or two about buying real estate."
Some are considering the odd proposal as a last-ditch resort to stop a no-deal Brexit.
Joko Widodo no longer wants to work in crowded, polluted Jakarta.
The flight was estimated to have cost Delta US$30,000.
Donatella Versace says she never meant to "disrespect China's national sovereignty".
He was laughed out of the public meeting after perhaps revealing the ugly truth.
The speaker demanded someone fetch "vanilla or strawberry" scented air freshener.