A man was subsequently taken away by police.
"She was rocking wit me."
"So I am sitting at a light and I hear, 'HEY!' from the car next to me."
Young Derich Born's cheekbones were not always sharp enough to peel apples.
"They have a curved bill and enviably long tongue."
"I once let out a little puff at work... they put up a 'do not enter' sign."
Oh, how the other half live.
"Kiwis really don't appreciate how easy it is to transfer money to each other."
"It's so mainstream now."
"If your [nipples] are down the bottom, you want to pretend they're up there?"
"It felt like the finger of God."
He now faces up to 10 years in prison.
"I tend to believe them because I am a big believer of Bigfoot."
"For a family so obsessed with how they're perceived, I'm so surprised this made the cut."
"I thought this video was a joke, eh."
"Husband probably said, 'You can only stay home if we can't find a babysitter'."
"I probably [made] a bad impression on everyone, but I didn't like her attitude."
"Is 65 'old'? There's a difference, right, between old and elderly?"
"I think a lot of people get a bit territorial."
Donkey is rolling out the welcome mat to host fairytale creatures near and far, far away.