Newshub can reveal the video he told supporters would make them "lose their proverbial".
Waitrose apologised for the incredibly bad timing.
A pamphlet showing David Seymour playing a traditional Chinese instrument is just the beginning.
The crude and incorrect translation was done by its artificial 'intelligence'.
Good news, guys - you can buy this stuff at the supermarket.
He called it an "unintentional error".
Students figured out how to remove the clamp-like devices themselves.
"We do not expect to release this video."
A photo of human excrement and soiled paper has renewed calls for better toilet facilities on the mountain.
The inventors say it's reasonable to be concerned about where their research might lead.
Where drivers once parked to fill up on fuel, they are now parking to queue for a shower.
"My faith in humanity has been restored once more."
"Modem had a fantastic day not being used by the kids."
It seems to work in worms, they say - and humans have similar genes.
Wolf Cukier's career is off to an astronomically good start.
The world might be warming, but people are getting colder.
'Used: like new' is not a description that should ever apply to nappies.
Britain's first astronaut recently said alien lifeforms that are impossible to spot may be living among us.
Cut it out, Jupiter - we live here!
Islamic State and the White House have something in common - they're both happy Qassem Soleimani is dead.