"We hired this guy to secure our stuff, and he's actually stolen it."
Party favours saw the wedding date illustrated as the Twin Towers, with the words "never forget".
Well, as long as she's happy!
It appears the PM won't be making her wedding party engage in any dramatic makeovers.
"The room went dead."
"She is a very sophisticated person with exquisite tastes."
"You always reminded me that being different is a strength, not a weakness."
Bookmark this one for your big day.
The email was screenshotted and shared to Reddit, where it quickly went viral.