Several men said they were slapped on the butt while working.
He eventually declared MAYDAY and makes the diversion.
A much-criticised star sign isn't included in the list.
"Sorry sunshine, wrong place."
Just one person has been rescued so far.
He can now be extradited to New Zealand.
The bubonic plague is frequently passed from animals to humans.
"The Forces' Sweetheart" died at the age of 103.
Negotiations are about to get underway.